What I WAS like...
...Why yes, this is the clerks office...
...Okay Ma'am, What kind of case do you have (in juvenile and domestic relations court) ... "a juvenile or domestic case"...
...oh really? you have a 3 cats a parrot and a beta fish?! That's amazing....
...oh, so your court orders are from New Jersey, not Norfolk?...
....No, Sir, you can't speak with the Judge on the phone...
...well, as I've told you 3 times before, you have to come to court when you've been summoned... to come to court....
...have you read the paperwork that was sent to you?
... if I can just direct you attention to the bottom of the petition attached to your summons, you'll see exactly why you're supposed to be coming to court...
...No, Ma'am, I can't come get you...
Yes Ma'am, when you file a motion or petition you will have to come back to court to have it heard...
...No, I don't have the number to Florida's Juvenile Court...
Yes Sir, I did receive your messages from this morning... I'm sorry I didn't get back to you very quickly... I was busy listening to the 9 messages you left me...
*Bliss*
hahah... I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.
I'm grateful for a paycheck and benefits, decent co-workers and great bosses. Seriously. It gets me through days like this.
People pay good money for entertainment like that, but you get paid to be entertained. What an awesome job!
ReplyDeleteSorry for the wacky repetition on my comments. It got doubled in the first place, so I deleted it, re-posted it, and it got doubled again. Twilight Zone, I think.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!! Sing it with me now... "Mama said there'd be days like this...there'd be days like this my mama said" :)
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